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Ways to Stay Awake in the Office by Jacob Barry Tried and Tested -Take a nap -Place gently a layer of duct tape on your forearm and in one swift motion rip it off. -Walk around the office -Walk around the office dragging your legs -Walk around the office dragging your legs then touch metal (only works with carpet floors) -Try to pierce your bellybutton with a paperclip/stapler/pen/key/keyboard. -Build a fort around your cubicle, if you have an office find someone who is sleeping and build a fort around their cubicle -Watch a movie on the computer. -Do some work -Stare at the florecent lights until you see little pixies -Write a l

If somebody asked me if Im an optimist, I would have to say " I hope so". See what i did there :)

Got this from sarahmichele07 (https://www.deviantart.com/sarahmichele07) Place an x in any that you have done: (x) smoked a cigarette () smoked a cigar (on sugar on coke) been high (on sugar) (hmmm) been drunk (hmmm) made out with a member of the same sex (x) been in love (x) been dumped () dumped someone () shoplifted () been fired (x) been in a fist fight (x) snuck out of my parent's house (x) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back () been arrested (hmm one of those nights) made out with a stranger (haha another one, semiformal..ahh) gone on a blind date (x) lied to a friend () had a crush on a teacher (In Uni, constantly) skipped school () slept